Long Time No See

April 17, 2008 dickvangina

It has been a long time I haven’t appeared around here. So many things happened in the past 2 weeks and nothing related to genitalia. Nah, I am just kidding – life itself is invariably bound with and to genitalia.

You know, I lost my beloved pussy. And just now I realize how incredibly perfect it was. With nice thick outer lips that closed it with German precision. Very, very pleasing sight. Perfectly shaven. And always wet and good to go. What I call an eager beaver. I can’t believe I was so reckless to lose such a treasure.

Now, I face the unappealing reality of having to sift through the mass of abominations with sticking clits like witches’ noses; lips like torn down flaps, slapping in the wind; and insides run down like old socks. Oh boy! But then again, pioneer work is not that bad…

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